5 Funny Jokes you will love!

Below are the five jokes which are my all time favourite. I hope you will also like these jokes.
So start reading!

First: 

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says: "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Second:

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Third:

"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

Fourth:

Girls don't like study too much!!
why??
think...think more...
because..
they know someone, somwhere would be doing study for them..
poor boyz!!!!

Fifth:

A: How do you draw a straight line?
B: With a Ruler.
A: Amazing! I used to draw it with a Pencil!

I hope you would also have enjoyed these jokes.